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My Ghostbusters Cast Fantasy Draft is done. Now the voting begins among participants. Who do you think has the best all-women cast?

My Ghostbusters Cast Fantasy Draft is done. Now the voting begins among participants. Who do you think has the best all-women cast?

comedycentral:

Not for nothin’, but one of these #JerseyABook tweets is gonna be on tonight’s @midnight, because I swear it’s so friggin’ good, fuggedaboudit.

It’s my first time on this list! AYYY OHHH OOOFAHHH

(via atmidnightcc)

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Joan Rivers offering me stand-up comedy advice last year:
 Joan: “The best advice I could give you is, one, get in front of an audience as fast you can, tape everything and don’t be upset if it doesn’t work. Comedy takes a long time to work. Also, you’ll find your own style. … You’ll find that if you’re funny, your funny will come through, if that makes sense. And get ready to have everyone hate you for a long time.”
 Me: (Laughing) “I’m used to that.”
 Joan: “In spite of everything, know that!”

Joan Rivers offering me stand-up comedy advice last year:

Joan: “The best advice I could give you is, one, get in front of an audience as fast you can, tape everything and don’t be upset if it doesn’t work. Comedy takes a long time to work. Also, you’ll find your own style. … You’ll find that if you’re funny, your funny will come through, if that makes sense. And get ready to have everyone hate you for a long time.”

Me: (Laughing) “I’m used to that.”

Joan: “In spite of everything, know that!”

(Source: youtube.com, via fallontonight)

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Joan

caissiesthing:

Still keeping Joan in my heart and in my every thought. Looking through old stuff and found this transcript of an interview I’d done with her for a magazine a few years back. I had already cut out a lot of the personal chit chat, which I’m kicking myself for now, because I’d love to still have…

Caissie St. Onge is an incredible talent who’s worked with some of the biggest names in show business. Here’s a transcript of an outstanding interview she conducted with Joan Rivers.

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Hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

(Source: what-would-joan-jett-do)

Per @stellartwot’s orders, I made a meme of my previous photo and its caption. The Internet rejoices.

Per @stellartwot’s orders, I made a meme of my previous photo and its caption. The Internet rejoices.

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My work is done here.

My work is done here.

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Happy Thursday.

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50 Cats “Try Not To Squeak” And Fail Adorably

My latest BuzzFeed piece features cats and my witty captions. Like this one!

4. The Classroom Bell

Fourth period has ended.