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May 22 2013

Phew, that was a close one.

(H/T @jewishcarpenter, who also alerted us to the likely distributor of this surefire Oscar winner.)

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Holy crap, that’s “me” (@EveryTweet_Ever) on the upper-left. Thanks, man! miahsaint: Two years on Twitter, and all I have to show for it is a bunch of stupid, meaningful friendships with ridiculously talented people.If I left you off, consider it a unconscionable oversight on my part or maybe this is the push you need to post an avi with your whole head. But to all of you, whether we met two years ago or today: I honestly hope you have as much fun squandering your immeasurably precious time with me as I do with you.  You goddamned pack of degenerates,-Miah Left:  @EveryTweet_Ever, @SortaBad, @markgarkusha, @StevenAmiri, @Molly_Kats, @OuterJohn, @theblowout, @Dschnoeb, @seabrown, @Travon, @BDGarp, @brendohare, @MikeDrucker, @letsgetgizzy, @MissObdurate   First Row: @blaudiablogan, @Hadzilla, @nachosarah, @MaryKoCo, @caricevhouten, @pattonoswalt, @ixSEANxi, @DothTheDoth, @EricDaDadourian, @MostlyPregnant, @WowItsStephen, @TheThomason, @JennyPentland, @MmeSurly, @GreenishDuck, @SeanBlazed, @DadBeard   Second Row: @DJRotaryRachel, @mzeld, @robwhisman, @robfee, @andylevy, @andylassner, @lawblob, @HonkyTonkRobot, @Spotzwoj, @sucittaM, @RoryNotRoy, @fightforfood, @matthewdolkart, @RowdyBowden, @SunnyMabrey, @tylerschmall, @nickwiger, @bazecraze, @thejoshpatten   Third Row: @KarenKilgariff, @JoshMalina, @eliyudin, @ecareyo, @BoobsRadley, @ShittingtonUK, @vladchoc, @DO(G, @MiahSaint, @lanyardtwerk, @sweet_toof, @briangaar, @ashley_barnhill, @NickBossRoss, @Discountdracula, @NicCageMatch, @UncleDynamite, @gneicco   Fourth Row: @pants, @danieleastman, @TheFearBoners, @JoeyPositivity, @bobbyfinger, @LouisPeitzman, @bridger_w, @TheNardvark, @Leemanish, @TurboGrandma, @GriffLightning, @Lisa_Bizzle, @cee_ryan, @MindyFurano, @Smethanie, @ezeddaly, @weedguy420boner, @fart, @BrianBeckner   Fifth Row:  @lianamaeby, @janeurysm, @ariscott, @seriouslyemily, @curlycomedy, @Manda_like_wine, @frenchielaboozi, @AaronFullerton, @lafix, @Ahm76, @ceejoyner, @EvanJKessler, @johnfreiler, @UNTRESOR, @IanWearsPants, @BeerBatterBeard, @Chelsea_Elle, @johntoconnor   Sixth Row: @someskirt, @Nickadoo, @ShawnHatosy, @Kalarlis, @glenna_opt, @ChaseMit, @Superfluously, @danCLYNE, @ThatRamosGirl, @coolsexguy, @duplicitron, @diarrhea, @SamuelMoen, @Kendragarden, @MaraWritesStuff, @trumpetcake, @Sassypantssss, @TheBosha   Seventh Row: @senderblock23, @juliadavidovich, @SCbchbum, @RockabillyJay, @ebrawley, @SnarkToast, @CoreyNotKori, @EliTerry, @sgavinesq, @longwall26, @batsly, @asimplemachine, @MarcusTheToken, @TheDairylandDon, @Zackblows, @rachow, @donni, @fleshcake, @kingofalltweets, @KenJennings, @madamezooble   Eighth Row: @m_suit, @butterwolf, @ConorTripler, @giromide, @kramediggles, @Nardster, @markleggett, @AmberTozer, @SeanINCypress, @RexHuppke, @joshy_beck, @hobo_hands, @lazerdoov, @klickitatstreet, @toddmarrone, @Kyle_Lippert, @OhNoSheTwitnt, @BillMc7   Ninth Row: @Glynner85, @primawesome, @Llib_Notlaw, @Mickey_McCauley, @Pauly_Miller, @DeuceRadio, @Ty_Schutz, @SteveHuff, @Busocco, @CockShittington, @TyCutt, @HudsonDickchest, @DrunkSocialite, @MandySlamberg, @iheartsoups

Holy crap, that’s “me” (@EveryTweet_Ever) on the upper-left. Thanks, man!

miahsaint:

Two years on Twitter, and all I have to show for it is a bunch of stupid, meaningful friendships with ridiculously talented people.

If I left you off, consider it a unconscionable oversight on my part or maybe this is the push you need to post an avi with your whole head. But to all of you, whether we met two years ago or today: I honestly hope you have as much fun squandering your immeasurably precious time with me as I do with you. 

You goddamned pack of degenerates,
-Miah

Left:  @EveryTweet_Ever, @SortaBad, @markgarkusha, @StevenAmiri, @Molly_Kats, @OuterJohn, @theblowout, @Dschnoeb, @seabrown, @Travon, @BDGarp, @brendohare, @MikeDrucker, @letsgetgizzy, @MissObdurate

 

First Row: @blaudiablogan, @Hadzilla, @nachosarah, @MaryKoCo, @caricevhouten, @pattonoswalt, @ixSEANxi, @DothTheDoth, @EricDaDadourian, @MostlyPregnant, @WowItsStephen, @TheThomason, @JennyPentland, @MmeSurly, @GreenishDuck, @SeanBlazed, @DadBeard

 

Second Row: @DJRotaryRachel, @mzeld, @robwhisman, @robfee, @andylevy, @andylassner, @lawblob, @HonkyTonkRobot, @Spotzwoj, @sucittaM, @RoryNotRoy, @fightforfood, @matthewdolkart, @RowdyBowden, @SunnyMabrey, @tylerschmall, @nickwiger, @bazecraze, @thejoshpatten

 

Third Row: @KarenKilgariff, @JoshMalina, @eliyudin, @ecareyo, @BoobsRadley, @ShittingtonUK, @vladchoc, @DO(G, @MiahSaint, @lanyardtwerk, @sweet_toof, @briangaar, @ashley_barnhill, @NickBossRoss, @Discountdracula, @NicCageMatch, @UncleDynamite, @gneicco

 

Fourth Row: @pants, @danieleastman, @TheFearBoners, @JoeyPositivity, @bobbyfinger, @LouisPeitzman, @bridger_w, @TheNardvark, @Leemanish, @TurboGrandma, @GriffLightning, @Lisa_Bizzle, @cee_ryan, @MindyFurano, @Smethanie, @ezeddaly, @weedguy420boner, @fart, @BrianBeckner

 

Fifth Row:  @lianamaeby, @janeurysm, @ariscott, @seriouslyemily, @curlycomedy, @Manda_like_wine, @frenchielaboozi, @AaronFullerton, @lafix, @Ahm76, @ceejoyner, @EvanJKessler, @johnfreiler, @UNTRESOR, @IanWearsPants, @BeerBatterBeard, @Chelsea_Elle, @johntoconnor

 

Sixth Row: @someskirt, @Nickadoo, @ShawnHatosy, @Kalarlis, @glenna_opt, @ChaseMit, @Superfluously, @danCLYNE, @ThatRamosGirl, @coolsexguy, @duplicitron, @diarrhea, @SamuelMoen, @Kendragarden, @MaraWritesStuff, @trumpetcake, @Sassypantssss, @TheBosha

 

Seventh Row: @senderblock23, @juliadavidovich, @SCbchbum, @RockabillyJay, @ebrawley, @SnarkToast, @CoreyNotKori, @EliTerry, @sgavinesq, @longwall26, @batsly, @asimplemachine, @MarcusTheToken, @TheDairylandDon, @Zackblows, @rachow, @donni, @fleshcake, @kingofalltweets, @KenJennings, @madamezooble

 

Eighth Row: @m_suit, @butterwolf, @ConorTripler, @giromide, @kramediggles, @Nardster, @markleggett, @AmberTozer, @SeanINCypress, @RexHuppke, @joshy_beck, @hobo_hands, @lazerdoov, @klickitatstreet, @toddmarrone, @Kyle_Lippert, @OhNoSheTwitnt, @BillMc7

 

Ninth Row: @Glynner85, @primawesome, @Llib_Notlaw, @Mickey_McCauley, @Pauly_Miller, @DeuceRadio, @Ty_Schutz, @SteveHuff, @Busocco, @CockShittington, @TyCutt, @HudsonDickchest, @DrunkSocialite, @MandySlamberg, @iheartsoups

May 21 2013

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40,000 followers means I can a) pretend this means nothing, b) try to #humblebrag it, or c) oversell its significance. Whatever. This happened, and I’m proud of it. Thank you to those of you who follow and support it.

40,000 followers means I can a) pretend this means nothing, b) try to #humblebrag it, or c) oversell its significance. Whatever. This happened, and I’m proud of it. Thank you to those of you who follow and support it.

May 19 2013

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reasonsmysoniscrying: He met Bill Murray. Submitted by: Laura R.Location: St. Andrew’s, Scotland  Can’t not love this. Can’t not.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

He met Bill Murray.

Submitted by: Laura R.
Location: St. Andrew’s, Scotland

 

Can’t not love this. Can’t not.

May 17 2013

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This “someone” was me.

This “someone” was me.

May 15 2013

New? Yes. Talent? You tell me. Let’s do this. 9:30 show if you’re in NYC.

New? Yes. Talent? You tell me. Let’s do this. 9:30 show if you’re in NYC.

May 12 2013

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A still from my standup debut at Levity Live.

A still from my standup debut at Levity Live.

May 4 2013

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New York continues its endless reign of awesome.

New York continues its endless reign of awesome.

April 30 2013

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Hey, here’s that stand-up comedy thing I did

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Here’s my Newsday article and companion video about my Manhattan Comedy School stand-up class and performance at Levity Live. WARNING: I am a nerd.

April 21 2013

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Memorized the set list for my first-ever standup show Tuesday night. Here are the bullet points, which remarkably do not include “airplane food” or “kids today.”

Memorized the set list for my first-ever standup show Tuesday night. Here are the bullet points, which remarkably do not include “airplane food” or “kids today.”