January 2011
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“New York’s hottest New Year’s Eve party is Auld Lang ZING. Run by...”
– Stefon (in a conversation he totally just had with me … in my mind)
December 2010
15 posts
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“With myriad church bells, “Bed Intruder” is the best Christmas song...”
– Me
“Unlike Thanksgiving, Christmas reminds me of everything I do/don’t have....”
– Me
“The ghosts of Arbor Day Past, Present and Future also haunted Scrooge, but he...”
Jon Stewart and The Daily Show May Have Saved the... →
“Sometimes, my heart is empty. But then I realize it’s actually my stomach,...”
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“My hypothetical kids in 2023: “Daddy, why is it called a newspaper when...”
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“You will read a tiny slip of paper and be disappointed.”
– A terrible fortune cookie
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“I’d display an Oscar in my bedroom. Emmy? Living room. Grammy? Bathroom....”
– Me
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